Far too many people are looking for the right person, instead of trying to be...– Gloria Steinem (via middle-women)
I just took a “spirit animal” online quiz and I got a “crow” not a lion. Fuck that, online quiz
“This is our moment” was just said several times in response to getting permission to make all of my work’s social media platform’s passwords consistent. I am home.
Play Pokemon games online. WHO NEEDS FRIENDS.
katthekonqueror: mychemcalromance: Pokemon Blue Version Pokemon Red Version Pokemon Green Version Pokemon Yellow Version Pokemon Pinball Pokemon Gold Version Pokemon Silver Version Pokemon Crystal Version OH MY FUCKING GOD HOYL SHIT ohmyfuckkk OMSF Goodbye social life. CAN I JUST FUCKING OH MY GOD IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THIS FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE ...
All I wanna do is Cuddle Watch tv Talk about comedy Eat and do improv
More like the “Just Alright Gatsby” amirite?
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Nerdfighters: Don't forget to be awesome!
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.